In high school, I shaved my head except for the top (like a mohawk but not) and it was freeeeeezing. I sure felt like a badass though.

That is absolutely badass. I’m not sure I’d have the guts for that, but mostly I need to make sure I look okay for work (not sure what “okay” actually is, but I’m guessing blue hair and a full-up glued hawk is out. xD).